Here's what I don't get...

People are always talking about the shit...."This stuff is the shit."..."That song is the shit."..."Your mom is the shit."...which is suppose to be a good thing.

Then I have friends that compare things to ass. "God, I feel like ass today. I don't think I'm going to go out with you guys tonight."..."Man, that tasted like ass."..."You're an ass." So basically ass is a bad thing.

But if you're feeling like ass, you're pretty close to where all the shit is. So doesn't that make you an oxymoron?